I'm pounding a vodka drink as we speak to make her interesting
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Whatever. They have the same name, so it's not even cheating. It's brand loyalty.
I just beer bonged a sparks. You better get your ass over here because no one is on my level yet
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i am positive it's ok to drink. it's just pieces of the plastic knife i forgot was in the blender.
look, i dont wanna be "that girl" but if someone offers me coke in exchange for sex, i cant say no.
and then we had to stop you from trying to pour shots through your nose with the neti pot.
I ran a string through all of my old vicodin bottles and strung them on the tree. Tis the season.
I feel like I'm in an ocean of eels jacking me off
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All I remember is passing out with an umbrella over my head and waking up screaming bad luck for seven years
Apparently I still called the officer "sir" despite the fact I was at a .21 BAC. Southern girls are raised right
My soul is telling me that I need to take this exam naked.
so this maintenance guy stood at the corner of my cubical and scratched his balls for like a full minute cause he thought no one could see him
i just went to hell in the tanning bed. i think god is giving me a preview of what is in store if i keep getting drunk everyday.
Stupid Covid-19
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