the real housewives of new jersey finale is tonight. it makes me wish we had pot.
16 and pregnant actually makes me really happy that i'm gay
Homeless guy on the metro is drinking beer out of a coke bottle. Hello friend.
He always grinds on me and is like "This is awesome because we're both Catholic!"
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you don't seem to understand just how much pasta i spilled on my bed last night.
So, i took all the condoms from his nightstand, not in the crazy ex way, but in the I paid for them way.
the game I always play with drunk me is can-you-button-and-unbutton things? If the answer is no, go home. Usually it's his pants
I feel like if tampons weren't meant to be microwaved, they'd have a warning on the box, so we should be okay...
Oh I'm definitely going to hit on her, there's no question about that. What I meant by playing it cool is I'm not going to mount her on sight.
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At this point, I'd date an ax murderer. So long as he doesn't cry all the time, have ED, or leave me with his unspayed cat. My list of requirements is becoming increasingly specific.
He cannot be your sugar daddy. He looks like a literal hot dog.
If you can't have hot, loud sex in a dorm for the last time ever, what can you do in this world?
I woke up and there is a small Irish man playing call of duty in my room. Discuss.
I went to a swingers party and came home with a boyfriend. I love my life.
If I didn't have booty calls, my apartment would never get clean
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