I was so high i believed someone when they told me le moyne beat syracuse
I woke up next to her this morning and couldn't remember her name. Luckily, she had written it on my hand so that I could add her on facebook.
He walked in AS I was cumming. Now even my father knows I'm a squirter.
He;s fine. He just kept saying "hurricane Gordon is coming to shore" and flexed his muscles a lot.
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The guys had to come into the bar bathroom and pep talk us all off the floor
Woke up with 3 sports bras for underwear. Valiant effort drunk me.
Walt I've been the third wheel taking shotssssssssssssssssolo. Each s is for each solo shot.
We left your bucket of puke on your doorstep to clean out yourself. You're welcome.
i had a mental breakdown over a math asignment proposed to a glass of chocolate milk then burned my hands when i acidentally leaned on the stove i have the grill marks burned on my hands i can see them
its only been 20 minuts since i last saw you
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Emoji's do wonders when you actually have nothing at all to say..
Your dick is going to fall off. Be careful or you'll get callouses. A workingman's dick.
You dove at him but passed out mid dive. Shame it wasnt a costume party your superman suit wouldve been clutch in the situation
She has a bong hits for Jesus shirt. Of course I'm going to like her.
Its official. The summoning powers of my vagina are unmatched by anything in this world
you tried to fight the cop who was busting the party, you said you had a constitutional right to do a keg stand...
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