I hope mine doesn't look like that
the young, male pastor of my church has a jesus fish tramp-stamp. I made him show me.
How would you go about getting a hold of the country star that you slept with and are now potentially pregnant with their baby...?
myspace Music?
he said i took off my shirt and wrote "help HATI" on my tits, and charged people to motorboat me..... i'd like to say i woke up with 267$ in my purse
He sang nursery rhymes to my vagina to get me to have sex with him..
Apparently riding the dog like its a small horse is frowned upon in this establishment
I believe some people would call last night an orgy.
Legitimate concern. Who am I going to have birthday sex with?
YOU ARE TAKING ADVANTAGE OF MY INEBRIATED STATE
YOU ARE DRUNK AND USED AND SPELLED THE WORD "INEBRIATED" CORRECTLY. I AM TAKING ADVANTAGE OF NOTHING.
I CAN'T HELP THAT I'M MULTITALENTED YA FUCKER
I've seen you dance and let's just say its a good thing you don't have a small dick
It was going great until he started saying "ooh kill em" under his breath with each thrust
they asked me about my neuroscience major and I said 'the brain is the outer space of the body' and passed out. it appears my ivy league education is not going to waste
Bed, food, and you got really nice boobs. That's it really. Foundations of friendship right there.
CRAIGSLIST IS NOT THE ANSWER
IM LONELY AND HORNY
WHAT THE FUCK I JUST PULLED TWO TAMPONS OUT OF MY VAGINA. WHERE DID THE OTHER ONE COME FROM??
....surprise!
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