Is there some kind of disinfectant spray people use? Why would anyone want to eat ass??
If you can't find your cat in the morning it's cause i put him in the laundry basket and then put the laundry basket in the shower.
Was I holding a cat when you saw me? Because that was the height of that party for me.
I will give you 100$, a blow job a day for a month and I will shave my legs according to societal standards until next November if you come recuse me from my night class right NOW.
The ideal thing to do next party is to tape my boobs down so they don't knock over the pong cups while playing defense. They came back to hurt us this time
The least you could do is send me some gibberish so I know you're alive.
Fuhga
Thank you.
All I really remember is shouting "THANKS FOR LETTING ME MAKE OUT WITH YOUR GIRLFRIEND."
What can I say? You have this amazing power over straight girls.
Bought asot tix too. After Saturday I'm gonna be reborn like Jesus and no drugs until edc
I've got a 90 day supply of amoxicillin in case of zombie or chlamydia outbreak
you told the taxi driver your yeast infection was so bad you wanted to F a popsicle
we got stoned then he started showing me how to make his penis look like a hamburger...if that's not true love idk what love is
He told me he felt the only proper thing to do was fuck me to the top of the corporate ladder
I may or may not have just had sex in the bed of a pick-up at a drive-in movie theater.
3 hour lecture of my biology teacher talking about isotopes and space shuttles. I'm way too high for this.
I am a taco. I am also really high.
I've always seen you more as a chimichanga.
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