I cant take that shot because i want my penis to stay hard.
Mr. Last Night just informed me I told him to be very quiet when he left this morning and high-fived him as a goodnight kiss. Drunk me is slutty and manly.
do girls know yet that the best boners are in the morning?
So I just introduced myself to this guy in front of me and now he's saving my pictures on facebook to his phone..
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she always made me post sex PB&Js it was like fucking a trashier Martha Stewart
It was 5 a.m. and we found him making margaritas with nyquil...
Also, hurry up because I don't like drinking alone. I'm still doing it, but I don't like it.
Well she just peed in a pot and is now trying to boil it
You just squeezed a person out of you and I'm drunks at 2PM. Our lives got traded and you know it and you're jealous.
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I need a new pic for your contact id. Because your boobs popping up when I'm having dinner with my grandma or, ya know, when kids have my phone isn't so good.
Made a holiday JibJab of all my fucks. How's your night?
Was having the best sex dream I've had in a while and only woke up when I heard my grandma fall down the stairs.
I've discovered my ability to crush a man's ego is greater than my hate for beer.
Steve watched craig and I have sex from the top level of his cat tower this morning.
I Woke up still tied to the bed. I would say, it was a good night!
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