My milkshake brings 85 to 90 percent of the boys to the yard
She was wasted. Kept yelling "what if I'm pregnant" and trying to push me into the tree. First and last time I bring a girl to my family christmas party.
Hands down, the girl passed out in the bathroom was the best looking. Concious or not.
you were passed out in your cheese fries by the time he brought out your second order of french toast.
its coolsest when we hear the beat in our water bottles. and the likghts are in his eyes now. oh holland
We had sex in the tent after his 6th beer and while we were at it we had conversations with the people outside the tent.
Yeah just got a blowjob at busch stadium during the cardinals game childhood dream realized
Maybe I'm a robot.
You can't be that drunk already
Just watched a drunk girl hand her valet ticket to a cop and walk away.
I'm pretty sure I just discovered what the American Dream is said the person eating a hotdog for breakfast in bed in her underwear
He has a bathrroom scale in his room with an alarm attached to it so anything over 150 sets it off and in his drinking stupper he can make a run for it.
Apparently, Lolla sends you an email every time you use your wristband to buy a beer.
21 new emails...yikes
You know you're good at multi-tasking if you can get a lap dance from someone while simultaneously eating a burrito.
I got a free corona t-shirt and all I had to do was drink a beer. This needs to be a more widely accepted form of currency.
Just confirming I will be washing my asshole at your house at approximately 2:45 tomorrow afternoon.
The strangest confirmation message ever sent.
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