We just picked up about 540 lbs of women....
This frat boy drinking a forty and wearing a pussy patrol shirt just ran out in front of my car. I should have used less brakes.
we're on our way back. she tried to pants the waiter again.
at least if we puke, we will be surrounded by beautiful, non-judgemental trees.
As I was climbing out of the pool he slapped my ass and said 'stay golden', i don't know why but it felt right.
Thanks man, but unless some hot chick comes in to work with a case of beer and offers me a head job, I'm pretty much screwed for New Years
So our 'date' consisted of getting drunk off champagne at four and photo-bombing the shit out of tourist's pictures all over the city. Thoughts?
... why is there a bottle of pee on my headboard?
I just got three pairs of underwear free and a bathing suit for $20 by modeling them and letting the salesman grope me a bit.
It's great being a young gay man in Chicago!
Where's Taylor bro?
Never mind found him under the sink
Good night I hope you dream about knitting and threesomes
I appreciate having someone to objectively critique my dick pics.
He's been pretending to be gay for 3 months in order to get free weed.
I still can't believe that dog licked my nipple.
We just started our own DARE program: Drugs are really enjoyable.
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