; Think of how many worthless people would b non existant if there was no liquor so their parents never hooked up
I fell asleep on the toilet again last night...
So... he formspringed me a link to every nude pic ive taken since he 8th grade. ive evolved nicely. but im nervous as to how this a website.
I mean besides the fact someone got stabbed, I still had a pretty good night.
My last google search of the night was "Things that cost $102.50"
How are ur friends?
One is peeing in the grass and the other is asleep under the stairs. Fuck them I'm sleeping in the car
Some days you just pee in a stairwell and go home.
Ugh he's so pretty though. He bit my face at the bar because I tried to steal his ID and I forgave him
so as he was cumming he sort of growled with one eye squinted... for a moment there I thought I was fucking Popeye
How exactly does a handjob become fancy?
Blueberry lube, and champagne.
You have to get it done early. Like a dick drive by. Hit it and run.
I think my pickup truck has been used for the sex... This doesn't sit right with me.
Also either i just launched into space as a rocket or my legs just orgasmed, but i am high as a soul train
I just named someones junk. I should not be allowed to talk to people.
The gift for sixth anniversary is steel. He bought me handcuffs. Inee I married the right man!
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