i have i love cock written on my hand and a vagina drawn on my arm and i just finished eating breakfast with the whole fam for mothers day
ahah at least you got away with it
nope...my gran was the one who informed me
I DON'T KNOW WHERE WE ARE WE ARE TOO FUCKING ELEVATED.
Me either! Fuck yeah, 12th and something. 12th and hamburger stand.
at church Sunday morning I dropped an M&M down my dress and it landed in my bra. I fished it out and ate it. A lot of people saw me.
I just drove by a church. On the sign out front was written 'crocodile cock'. On both sides.
week 6 of class: i have yet to go to spanish sober. i love being THAT girl.
This may sound mean but have u ever just sat in class and look at some of the the people and think how disappointed their parents must be
we hate each other therefore the sex is mindblowing
He gave me a book last time I slept there. Im beginning to feel like a really weird hooker. Like instead of money he gives me random shit he has lying around. like hamburger buns
I'm sorry. I really don't see what's wrong with pregaming before a wine tasting.This champagne won't drink itself.
The wine tasting is just for charity anyways...
Don't let her tell you any different. She licked the balls of my hamster for that $100. It was a group bet. She won.
private study room at the lib turned into byob study room. that turned into battle royale and eric impaling his leg on a pen.
I should start an etsy shop with all the jewelry and clothes women leave at my house
Last time we had an ultimatum like that, things went very far south. I'm down, but it's your turn to wake up in a hospital.
Every time our eyes meet, I silently summon him to my vagina.
We should leave before they realize I dumped a bowl of Fritos in your bag just in case I got hungry
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