i'm sleeping with myself tonight because i remember my name and i won't regret it in the morning. sorry.
im spending all my christmas money on new years parafanalia aka things I will ingest or lose by the next morning
I mean I found and stalk his moms facebook.. that obsessed.
Cocaine Wednesdays have to stop turning into no work Thursday
Theme for your birthday? Beer olympics in S&M costumes? Sounds like a nice little saturday
I think you were giving a sex seminar on your kitchen table last night.
Are you still crying. What are you doing. Have 10 shots of tequila.
Called my ex last night, told her I wanted to bang like we use too, her fiance was in the car, I was on speaker phone. NO MORE TEQUILA!
Did she say Ok?
There something about a girl that pirates lemonade off a restaurant fountain as a mixer that I find intriguing.
this weekend took five years off my life and what was left of my dignity
I had no plans to sleep with him, but he had to stay because of the snow. I always say, don't look a gift storm in the mouth.
I smell like Dick and happiness
All I can remember from last night was eating nutella and touching myself to Weird Science.
i'm sitting in my room 'bout to smoke a bowl. also, i found out that you don't need a permit to own a tiger in wisconsin, so we're buying one when we move in together.
I just thought you should know... Instead of a glass of wine before bed I am having a few shots of 1800. This is what being a night shift nurse will do to you... Standing in your kitchen in your undies doing shots
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