is not sure whether or not everyone at the club last night calling me a-easy is a good thing?
eww mummy girl is here...
what the fuckk. i just want to hold her down, wax her eyebrows, and give her some morals.
just wondering who decided to put a cup of throw up in my fridge
My mom said "I don't want to fund your drug problem" so she gave me a gift card to the book store. I now have a 420 page book on growing weed.
it was like a zeppelin in a condom
How many folks do you know who bring coke to a dinner party. Seriously.
You would be married by May if you put half as much energy into getting straight guys as you do into getting gay guys
She has puke in her hair, is missing a shoe and is now crying. People trust her to be their child's teacher
No fireworks. Throwing the old microwave off the deck.
I miss the good ol days when id just come home from school and thered be a costco size box of condoms on my bed.
my parents really loved me back then.
Want a slice of this weekend's hottest piece of ass?
I just remembered that we had an in-depth conversation about how it was too stressful to wear pants.
Apparently duct taping your dick to your buttcheks before the first time she goes down on you isn't as funny as projected. She cried because she thought I was a girl the whole time.
DAMN HIS BEARD AND ABILITY TO USE TOOLS ON A LADDER!!
Must be why he thought choking was foreplay. Like WTF? No.
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