Me. At least after what I've been through.
i realized my work ethic and productivity really improves if i masturbate on my lunch break.
I just saw a neon sign in a bar window that says, "open to Public" but the L is burnt out.
there's something wrong with the internet when a search for "barney the dinosaur violence" comes up with nothing
eww mummy girl is here...
what the fuckk. i just want to hold her down, wax her eyebrows, and give her some morals.
The homeless ppl in LA are great. Theres sum guy that makes all of his clothes out of tighty whitey underwear. He makes bags out of them 2. Presumably 2 hold more underwear.
Dear vodka that I hid in a water bottle in the backseat of Blairs car, I'm sorry that she gave you away to a man on side of the road with an over heated engine. I'm sure the car doesn't appreciate you as much as I would have.
His blow is so strong I threw up. Buy it. I'm in nursing school I know what I'm talking about.
theres pictures of him knuckle deep in her, both of them thumbs up and cheesin. someone should take her kid away
I accidentally peed all over the couch. It's safe to say I'm not welcome at that house anymore
She just pored wine down the turkeys hole and said that she christened it like the whore that it is...happy thanksgiving.
Someone broke in while we were at the bars, window is shattered but nothing got taken
Noone broke in, matt tried to pull a tyrese and punch through the window... were at the hospital.
2015 is a year for health and mental stability and alas we are not yet there so yolo
I am on my way right now and I SWEAR TO GOD IF YOU EAT MY BURRITO YOU WILL NEVER SEE MY TITS AGAIN
Hey I had a great night last night but I don't want to lie to you I'm only 19 and that wasn't my place its was my cousin he's gone for the summer and I was just house sitting and watching his cat I'm sorry
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