Whore.
I was being facetious
Don't try to hide behind big words.
She said her name was "party"
cynthia nixon should never get laid more than me
to be honest..when i was little i used to think sharks can swim out of drains and eat people
It was good sex. She was screaming so much I didn't know whether or not my name was Matt or God.
I don't believe these are real court rooms. They look absolutely nothing like law and order.
Best idea ever: Giving hobos a beer and having a chugging contest to win another beer. Most fun I have had downtown in a while.
Ignoring the crisis im in. Sitting in the front yard in a kiddie pool. Wearing arm floaties, fins and a snorkel. Waiting for a hot guy to walk by.
This weekend was suppose to be a 'smoke weed and stare at things' weekend. Not a 'spend all my rent money partying with Europeans till 8 am' weekend
Yeah but those French chicks did get naked
I'm stoned entirely off resin. Licking my blankets. Merry Christmas. Jesus died for our sins. Yay Jesus. I love you.
I totally accidentally said "we don't go around hammering girls in the rear" in front of 132 5th graders today.
So... How much of our rent is drug money?
Hey every now and then can you tell me you want to fuck me to boost my confidence? Thanks.
yeah. i tried to refuse to leave unless the burger king himself escorted me out. that didnt fly
I need more 20 something year old penis in my life
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