how did your night go?
he asked for my myspace name.
i wish i could post a picture of his odd shaped penis on facebook and label it "wtf???"
i think the date started going downhill when i mentioned how many therapists i have
What's he like?
The usual. Sarcastic, dark, full of fucked up emotional problems that result in fantastic sexual prowess.
we need to start a braincell conservation fund for you, sort of like save the whales or something.
his dick makes me think maybe a monogamous relationship forever is possible.
The cab driver thought we were passed out so he called a sexline...
Im down. Even tho your nick name intimidates my vagina.
So after tonight I now have 6 Harry Potter movies left to get laid to. Before tonight it was 8. Fucking right
Also one of my neighbors is blasting "pumped up kicks" and possibly butchering some chickens
Dude just the look on his face when she sat down next to him, threw one leg over his, and just said "so..." was fucking amazing
Hope everything goes ok. If it makes you feel better, I straightened vomit into my hair and killed a bird earlier.
You made noises. And kept meowing. I have a twenty minute phone call to prove it.
I'm not the kind of girl that sleeps with someone else's boyfriend. But I'm getting waxed just in case I change my mind...
Just threw up in a baggy on the airplane. The guys next to me clapped and bought me a jack and coke.
Livin the dream
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