I got called a slut by a bunch of girls that work at Hooters..wtf is that shit? explain that to me
I don't know whether I should be pissed that there's glitter in my bed or proud that there's semen in there too.
flash back: i gave smirnoff to a group of children at walmart
It's not kidnapping if it's romantic
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bad decision 37: pregaming the antique store
Protocol on turning down a date from someone in the House of Representatives?
Lil wasted at a baby shower. Here's to beating teen pregnancy BOTTOMS UP
We should celebrate the resignation of Berlusconi tonight with too many bottles of wine and sambuca. We're allies, right?
i know i said i'd always be there for you, but i'm beginning to think that what you call "being there for me" the american judicial system calls reckless endangerment.
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We legit stopped the the game so that Jamie and I could throw up in the bushes, and then continue to play intramurals... this is what my life is coming to1
this lady just pulled corn on the cob out of her purse
People like that make this world a better place.
The compounded multi day delayed hangover hit me hard today, with a vengeance normally reserved for large objects that go in my ass. I don't feel good.
Our relationship needs a sober moment
I'll call you when that happens
Since Josh is going to be Carl Sagan for Halloween, he bought a turtleneck and sportsman jacket. It's all my nerd fantasies come true.
when you shit yourself on the way to school its time to give up and go home
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