A big part of growing up is learning how to tastefully stare at women
If you want to dance with a less than stellar Asian chick, I have just the girl for you.
it was worse than that time i tried giving evan head 4 days post nose job.
You know the gilmore girls would be alright if it was on mute the whole time
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I puked in the revolving door and had to sit down on the escalator. That hungover. It's safe to say people are judging me.
Uh, do you remember who's thong is in my tree?
I'm more concerned about the fact that I can't feel my gums
I don't know how I got here... but I think I'm in a Christian Impact meeting... I'm trying to act as straight as possible. They can sense gay.
I just got a lap dance from a sexy cop in return for giving him his sunglasses back. I think this is going to be the beginning of a really great friendship
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you ran up to the police and said "fuck the police shit we living in hell ". Then you dropped your Margarita and said "Darby Out" lol
We took your mom out drinking and we wound up winning 18 games of Flip Cup. You have amazing genetics.
Considering we're about to fuck, I really need your girlfriend to stop liking all my Facebook posts.
What drinking game we play yesterday? Fight club or something?
We were getting breakfast he shit himself in the middle of ihop. Mid bite he just yells out o fuck.
Because you put the dick in ridiculously amazing boyfriend. And you deserve to have nice things happen to your penis. That's why.
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