So I just had this crazy idea, and no it has nothing to do with the fact that they made me take shots at work.
i just saw a guy carrying a medieval times commemerative glass filled with vomit.. there were 2 people cheering him from behind
You have problems? I'm 20 years old and i'm balding
you went around and groping mens pants to see "which was worthy" of you to go home with.
My vagina hasn't been this smooth since I was 8. I better get laid tonight.
He went into the alley to piss and came back a minute later with a case of Bud Select. I'm speechless.
Reached a new low. Drinking Wine from my thermos while on the stair master.
I filled two of the glass ornaments in my mom's bathroom last night with vodka. That way no one sees me drinking on Christmas. Alcoholic or genius? All I know it makes bathroom trips frequent and enjoyable.
Judging by the fact that he asked me if i wanted to serenade him using cocaine and Taylor Swift I'd say I so have it in the bag.
I'm sorry for gagging during our first time having sex
I was drunk
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I'd say you were a shitshow. Playing floating beer pong in the pool you kept filling other people's cups with pool water and laughing to yourself.
You've fucked so many I should get a word bank when you make me guess these things.
We found you wrapped up in a tarp in the garage the next morning, thats how real shit got.
On the food pyramid big dick are "sometimes foods"
I tried to fuck you in my bathroom while my parents were in the next room. I am a clusterfuck of fun.
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