doug butabi!
steve butabi!
hotties wanna shake it
I woke up to him trying to put his dick in my mouth. When I asked him what he was doing he said he was trying to make me stop snoring...
Whats the glycemic index on semen?
I feel like i'm in the derek zoolander school for kids who can't read good.
you said your puke was red because you were proud to be an american.
Thank you blackberry messenger, for giving me a way to sext faster and more efficiently
i was on the fence about his sexual orientation until he referred to his marlboro loghts as "carrie bradshaws"
Why doesn't he get that I would rather give him blow jobs than be in a relationship?
I meant to thank you again for giving up a potential interracial threesome to come to my party. I'm glad you stayed!
He turned me into a screamer. Guess I'm really not a lesbian.
I'm having salsa con queso and a leftover half-drank/flat red bull for breakfast. Nothing you propose doing today would be a downgrade.
Sexual favors are the only currency recognized by the Republic of Greg
I'm drunk and in a paddle boat and my friend won't quit yelling about pandas. Does this ever happen to you?
Bootycalls can't go limp that's like against the law
Like sorry your dick won’t suck itself?
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