He made a note in his iPhone tonight so that he would remember that I rejected him.
You going to midnight mass? we need a dd
I gave up sex for lent.
I guess that means I'm postponing our date until after Easter.
He said finals are more important than getting stoned on 4/20. I'm proud in a disappointing kinda way
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I should hang a sign above my bed that says "get hard or go home."
I'm pretty sure you're not supposed to hit on someone with another guy's semen in your hair. not even at ihop.
If that really is brett favre's penis, no wonder she ignored his calls
You told them to let you give him stitches claiming you were a certified nurse because you've taken plant biology classes
It's almost like he dry humped the last remaining bit of good person out of me.
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I'll just tell her I'm here with you picking out a buttplug for her to say "I'm sorry".
Just got a blow job while taking my online quiz. How is life in the dorms treating you?
I just want to steal his innocence through his penis. I really do.
This american gymnastics guy.... He just messed up. I feel so bad. I just wanna hug him until he stops crying. Not even in a sexual way. I just wanna hug him.
If those antibiotics mean you can't drink, ya might as well pack your bags and re-enroll next fall, because sobriety this week would be social suicide.
Dude imagine how many pictures of dicks Obama gets. That can't be unusual. Almost every kids in the US has written the president a letter.
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