Just asked what her favorite part of a guys body is. She said ballsack. I'm in love.
I'm at the point in my career when i know a sites a trap and isn't real porn
if you don't go to jail tommorow I'll buy you a 40. Motivation.
she actually told me to ignore the cokeheads in the corner with knives.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Ok Ghana you win again. Tell you what...Double or nothing over women's tennis, basketball, hockey, war, baseball, golf, swimming, diving, oil spills, box office proceeds, internet porn sites, criminals incarcerated, women's downhill, bass fishing, NASCAR, or GDP?
what part of 'taking a night off' includes MDMA in your world?
This whole situation could've been avoided if you would've just let me open the beer
It was all cool until he grabbed my vag and started screaming: THIS IS MINE.
I have reverted to folding laundry while watching porn. how much sadder can my life get?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Just woke up. Will be over soon. DON'T LEAVE THE CHAMPAGNE UNSUPERVISED.
Well, if you're anything like me you'll get a lot of ass when you turn 30, so that's a plus
Why is there multiple peanut butter and toasts stuck to the fridge door?
I love how u said nothing about the sidewalk sex but refused shower sex
Best news I’ve heard all day. Cookies and dick. What more could a girl ask for?
I’d say they were worth it. He screamed “your tits are fanfuckingtastic!”while he was cumming
Randomize