we black-lighted her bedspread and it looked like a jackson pollock painting.
I definitely ripped a mole off of her back in the process
I smoked weed with pregnant girl. I'm going to hell.
but you don't have to sleep on top of four different cum stains because you'd rather buy a case of Franzia than spend $3.50 in the student laundry room
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The higher i get, the less gay he looks, and the more i want to make out with him. This is dangerous.
Given everything we have talked about, is it wrong to ask you to be faithful to me, despite still dating him?
Sitting in back of morning lecture drinking a daqueri from my pink unicorn cup. Pretty sure the girl next to me smells it.
Love is....waiting for your girl to throw up her shot in the bathroom...then handing her her beer. Game face.
that's how you measure success
By how bad my vagina hurts on a Tuesday morning while I'm trying to figure out how I got white girl wasted on a Monday?
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Oh shit. The hangover. It has taken 20 mins and 5 attempts to tie my shoelaces
Just saw a woman trying to order Mcdonalds at a trash can. God bless America.
I'd apply for another job, but "staring out windows crying" is not a hot qualification right now.
Man I can't wait till Thursday if strippers and beer are what you consider "research"
she used her teeth again, but this time it was out of love
You took the receipt and ate it. You then took it out and gave it to the waitress with slobber and holes all over it.
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