But I'm halfway naked in a seductive pose! I just want to get this right...
Bro, I met the coolest hottest chick tonight and she has the hottest friends.
Where are you?
Strip Club
how do you clear previous safari searches on an iPhone? i asked my brother to google something for me and "big penis" "empire chinese food" and "reverse cowgirl" popped up.
make sure i look cute passed out on the couch.
My roommate found me crawling down the hallway as she was on her way to her morning class. Its time for a new semester.
I think her nose is broken... but I think she's just drunk enough to fall for the whole "sex releases endorphins, so it'll feel better" line.
at what point did you think saran wrap was a better alternative to shoes?
found a hand written recpiet for 'one doe fawn' on an open crate in my living room need help to find it
where the hell would u of bought a deer
Don't worry. I told him just because you've gargled some balls in the past doesn't mean you'll be handling his.
I really wanted that to be shared. Thank you.
What is this nonsense on the table
Your idea.
I mean the hole taco that was chewed up and spit out
I have a better chance beating China's military with slap bracelets than this plan has of working.
Just saw the trailer for Spike Lee's version of Oldboy. They filmed a lot of it in A's building so like every scene features a place where I had or almost had sex. If oral counts then pretty much every scene.
I feel violated by Miley Cirrus's performance in the VMA's.
if i seriously got my dick up last night, then im taking him to disney world cause thats just fuckin impressive
I have no idea what to do with myself since we graduated.
I've just been napping and sexting all day.
Randomize
