I took Valium worth by frank. I squabble
Li shadha you vin. It's phot out. I just ate a fried Oreo
sorry if i was weird last night, had weird deja vu that we had done that before, i mean with the peanut butter.
we had.
well that explains the rash. i dont think i should see you again.
I just didn't expect you to be so naked....
my tits taste like a pina colada. how often do you get to say that?
You're earring is so big in my mouth
You went to church with your boobs hanging out?
Theyr'e a gift from god, I figured I should show him i'm using them well.
i also performed surgery on a chicken burrito from what i can tell from my scissors
can you come back were all locked out and alyssia's still inside passed out on the floor but more importantly i left a beer in there that's not finished
Ugh I just wanna make an announcement like: Attention high school classmates: if we haven't spoken in 5 years, we don't need to start now. Please be on your way
If i want her back i know all i have to do is sleep with a specific handful of her closest friends. That method is tried and true.
No one understands the complete and utter debilitating 3 day bday bender.
Oh dear. Sending much love.
Just send a machete.
It was great. He never spoke.
That's not why it was great, just that's all I remember.
I'm eating animal crackers on my bed next to my vibrator writing about the hopelessness and depravity of humanity. I am LIVING.
omg girl... i cut your hair last night. tell me it looks okay!? i saw hair on the counter and i said ohhh nooo
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