It's an Italian thing I guess, grew up on that shit.
I'm Irish, we don't eat cow guts unless they're blended into a fine whiskey
i find it depressing how it takes me longer to find a good video compared to the actual jacking off process.
well what is some mechanical horse racing with out blow involved
Let's just say my vagina is not superimpressed with the superintendent of schools.
captain&coke to the library. STAT. this is an emergency. this is not a drill. I repeat: THIS IS NOT A DRILL.
The man who lives downstairs is fluent in Russian, and also a playboy. You should meet.
He paid the bartender with money from the tip jar then proceeded to hit on me in front of my date. I love frat dances
I'm a wonderful, drunk angel of hydration and sometimes absinthe.
Not blacking out at our finals party is my Everest
I woke up still drunk to a beautiful tattooed columbian man making me pancakes. How's your memorial day?
She brought over her portable harddrive and we dueled with porn. This relationship is too beautiful to last.
Pssh I just bang a girl in a single person tent. Thats like the back seat of a sedan.
Can someone explain to me why guys are so fascinated w their dicks that they feel like they'll die if they don't send unsolicited dick pics
You fist bumped my dick last night saying good game. That you'll be back for the 2nd game...
i love how you, my friend, sends me a picture of herself wearing a shirt that says "i am dead inside" and i'm just like "awww baby you're so cute"
that's just solidarity
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