good. and stop kissing my girl you dirty slut.
i don't think she's still your girl..plus, she kept screaming "kiss me! i'm a lesbian!" last night so i think you're outta luck..
i couldnt tell she was wearing a bumpit until she started giving me head
i jus got home and totaly forgot i had nut all over the back of my shirt
..im mad u rememberd about that
why is pumping your own stomach in your searches on youtube?
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he found my favorite bra, 3 thongs and a pair of jeans and gave them back. i love move out day.
Dont judge me. He may have been ugly but he was INCREDIBLE. He's like the Susan Boyle of sex.
How does one fall all the way up a flight of stairs? Its hard on me knowing that the survival of our species depends on me not reproducing.
Your philanthropic work just got me laid, thanks dad for naming me #2.
He's sitting in his room on Facebook with nothing but a pillow covering his crotch. I can't help you at the moment.
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Why do i feel like Captain Hook just gave me a pap smear?
he doesn't sweat normal. maybe that's what THC smells like coming through the sweat glands...
Dude, please tell me you know why there's a naked chick asleep outside my room.
I woke up with my face covered in mustard. Your mom said I ate hotdogs like a pornstar
I don't have any plans for New Year's except watching anime and drinking until I can't read the subtitles anymore.
Woke up this morning with girl, I ask her for some gum. She says "there's a guest toothbrush for the boys in my bathroom". I can't decide whats worse, that she has a shack brush or that I actually used it
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