Kelly, is this rhetorical, or sarcastic? You are very kind & quite beautiful, but we never really evolved into anything & your prevailing ambivalence spoke more than words ever could.
"We" really do not exist-if we ever did. Both of us may have been hoping for more than was possible.
I would enjoy sitting down to talk about the dissolution, but think it may end up being counter productive.
What's the point in getting all dressed up and going when i'm just gonna throw up on myself by midnight?
Is sexting at a funeral morally wrong?
She's good at three things and two of them involve dicks. And other one involves her love for arts
afterward, he apologized, hugged me, and then gave me a granola bar and said “this is my apology gift.”
Just got a picture message from my sister of the two of us wearing cowboy hats and pressing our bare asses together. Do you remember enough to explain?
if i got ashes i think they'd burn a hole into my head with the amount of sins i've committed this year alone and it's only february
he said he did everything he could to puke on his nurses because they were doing everything wrong
Thats admirable.
you should have seen it. it was just a bunch of guys in togas chanting the username and password to a brazzers account we all share. best thing that has happened to our group
If your boss lets you sleep on his couch, you don't pay him back by boning his daughter.
just peed on my shirt somehow, im calling it a day
you missed 2am bagpipes and my roommate looking hot as fuck in a kilt
Listen, I bought the coke that got us those free drinks, okay? Show some respect.
Eventually I will start sleeping with people who actually want to hangout with me the next day... But not today
This town reeks of teen pregnancy.
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