She does have a great personality.
Yeah, in her vagina.
This was all being yelled across a beer pong table as all important things should be discussed
Peanut butter while high is kinda stressful
We banged through her entire lady gaga playlist. I can die happy now
Meanwhile I am sitting on the couch with a 32 ounce rum and coke trying to decide if I'm too drunk to go get french fries.
I feel like I'm taking part in a surprise porno. At least my hair looked good.
I wonder if i could put a dildo on my bike seat to encourage me to exercise.
lets just say that i have already today: gotten drunk, got in a fight, got stranded an hour away from home, found a ride, sobered up, and slept. woken back up, and here i am. its been a long day. Day drinking is bad for friendships.
The best revenge is living well. Or pooping in his sunroof. Either or
Have you SEEN his girlfriend?? Or talked to her? Christ almighty I'd drink every day just to die let alone black out
I thought it was my alarm clock, turns out it was her vibrator still going off on the side of my face.
There was a tour on campus today, and there were two girls i went to high school with in the group. They saw me and ran up to me as i was unlocking my door. when i opened it, kate was laying in a pile of glitter and beer cans. We need to reevaluate.
The party got hot, we all started raging, took off some clothes, someone threw me in the shower and we all kept raging. Nude Rager, I was there at the point of conception.
He said he cried as he watched porn yesterday; I'd say he's taking the break-up pretty bad....
He may be 6' 6" but I'm 180 lbs of pure rage and determination
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