I want to make Jon&Kate babies with him. Not in quantity, but in percentage asian.
You dropped me off at the wrong girl's house.
There's no such thing as a "wrong girl" make it happen.
alright see you in the morning.
I have all these new brothers and sisters I'm just now finding out about
How long after st. Patrick's day is it ok to shit green before I should seek medicial attention?
He told me he doesn't dance and he hates drunken excitement. Why I ever thought it would work is beyond me.
Something's wrong. Everything's on fire. Unless it was like that before. Then everything's alright.
Threesome in a minivan. New low
I woke up to him yelling "WHO SLEEPS WITH A BEER IN THEIR HAND?!?" this of course, startled me awake and made me spill the aforementioned beer. So I guess the a answer is- not this girl, not anymore. Asshole
I though us hooking up in the field was your way of saying you were an outdoors person
He made me cum 7 times AND I nearly drowned him during that 69 in the back of a ford focus. Yeah I should get my gynocologist.
She was just a sweet cute intern for us until I saw her naked in my bed the day after the Christmas party
I was woke up by the fucking Star Spangled Banner this morning. I sat up in bed and put my hand over my naked heart. I was so confused
Yeah I'm at the doctors getting a shotand don't know how to tell them I'm still probably drunk from last night
Explain to me how we're not being documented on? A gynecologist I saw two times 8 years ago popped up on my people you may know list on fb. What in the actual fuck?
Just stay awake and booze cruise it to class. How are you a senior and have never went to class drunk? No excuses, I have a better gpa.
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