school has made you so classy.
that's mcgill. producing sluts since 1884.
Anything that's based on a blow job I'm in favor of.
ok so hold on... from what i hear... thank you... i'm sorry... and your welcome.
just remind me when i get fired soon that august is the month i started pregaming work
Now he's galloping around the bar. I don't know whether to laugh or cry.
??I have an official piece of documentation saying you are banned from Las Vegas.
Why is there an ambulance refusal in my pocket? I'm never going drinking with you again.
She clicked her fingers, said "here boy!", and pointed at her vagina.
I spent most of the stoned conversation with my dad proving to him that the Newfoundland is an actual dog and NOT a Snuffaluffagus-esque figment of my stoned imagination, while laughing over the fact there is actually a place caller Dildo, Canada. Have YOU taken time to be a good dad today?
New war strategy! The ex-girlfriend of my ex-girlfriend is now my twice a week booty call!
Did I call him? He cried after taking my bra off. You tell me.
His abs are so defined he looks like a human xylophone.
How does the curb feel today?
It's stronger than my elbow. But I found my lighter while I was down there.
There is a huge naked guy in the kitchen with the boner of a lifetime and what I believe is an assault rifle casually resting on his shoulder.
The fuck kind of sorcerer makes a pact with tequila
Most of the people I know from AA
Haha touché
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