wicked high...have munchies. cherry flavor lube. problem solved.
SHE has hooked up with both me and my sister. I don't even know what to say. If she goes for my parents next I may have to kill her
I threw a jar of pickles out the window at a police car, why was that not a good enough reason to put me to bed?
I don't want to smoke with her when she's on adderall. She carved her pumpkin for four hours & didn't say a word.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
It was beyond pathetic. You yelled her name at every blonde chick we saw hoping it would be her. Then you puked your corn dog
Fuckers are stealing our internet and making my porn stream slowly so I changed the password for VanceRefrigeration to RyansaCunt. No spaces but capitalization.
Sex on roller skates
Floating mattress
Tie
At least one of us had a weekend full of money and dick
I'm toasting stale bread and thinking of you
Is that a sex thing?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
can i bring anything?
Any of the following: Sex doll, side dish, fruits/vegetables that look like dildos, beer
is there a theme i should know about?
if a CSI technician examined our hotel room with a black light he'd think we hit the Pulse button a DNA blender without a lid
Why do pants feel so unnatural once you enter your own house
That's brilliant but could get us arrested. Give me shots until I shout LET'S DO THIS
I'm feeding a baby and swiping on tinder...what has my life come to?!?!
I visited the library for the first time in my college career tonight and I got laid. I think I'm gonna come back...
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