who the fuck is that kid sitting with you...
I don't have any fucking idea. I woke up and he was there. I'm kinda creeped out.
she literally pooped in the closet. i sent the picture to everyone i know.
are you excited because you wanna see me or because you wanna get laid?
bc i get to see you. naked.
So instead of getting the if-you-hurt-my-little-girl-youre-dead talk, i got the alcohol-is-our-friend talk, i like her dad already
Even tho I saw his penis. He is still a really nice guy.
I wish i could 80s montage me losing weight
They were greeting people getting off the 48 with green beers and cheers. The one day I decide not to take the bus home...
omg i hate the new neighbors. why cant a bitch just be hungover in peace on a wednesday morning.
Also, any YOLOwl-related sex photos will result in you winning ten orgasms, courtesy of myself, as well as sweets and bacon-based dinner. All entrants welcome
I think that's mostly how we became friends.
Well that, and your desire to put your penis in me.
I honestly don't think it will ever get topped. Unless a real female cop arrests me, then fucks me. That's it.
Omg. I'm making you a chocolate and "herb" birthday cake and using joints for candles. I'm gunna need moms help with this!
We're super invested in me shitting to my full potential
I had to reschedule my trainer meeting so now I'm just here eating hot pockets
My ex is having a baby and I'm over here planning my dogs birthday celebration...
When is the party?
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