I remember having a drink with vegetables in it. They said it was a mojito, but it tasted like cabbage.
haha i love mojitos
ya and i hate cabbage
I wonder if they've ever made a porno about the song "she'll be comin' round the mountain when she comes"
We learned a valuable lesson from last night. You can, in fact, order bacon on a Big Mac.
I give him blow jobs while he watches sports.. how am I not his gf yet??
I hope my theory books are in my locker, but if not, I guess I can always share with you.
Who said I want to share with you?
You've sucked my dick, I'm pretty sure you don't care if I look at your theory book.
he was sobbing,drinking his beer, all while confessing his love for her. awkward was an understatement...
bring money and cleavage
Shark Week. Kick off begins Sunday. The drinking game has been upgraded to include jumping/breaching sharks and Jake's not allowed to bring the harpoon. Period.
In Berlin they just cured HIV with stem cells. I am hereby fucking anything that moves.
Someone apparently named 'eleaw' just text me asking if I had fun last night.
The moment you ate chicken nuggets out of your purse you were my hero.
Where the hell did i get chicken nuggets from
I pretty much landed into this relationship penis first
Would it be sad if I made a blanket fort to get drunk in till the power came back?
I hate men. But I love dick. You see my problem?
What happened last night? All I know is that I walked into class this morning and everyone was chanting my name.
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