KATE. I JUST NOTICED THAT LOWERCASE D'S LOOK LIKE SLIPPERS.
adderall flavored popcorn. yes we did it and its awesome
it was either that or behind a dumpster, and i am way too pretty to pee behind a dumpster
did i get hit in the head with a hammer? someone just asked me...
all time personal low: room service guy going "You want french fries AND onion rings???"
Revised rule: don't put your dick in the general vacinity of mental instability.
Not even dry humping. Not even a little bit.
He makes me want to shower. It must be love.
Ok cuz s'mores night just turned into pina colada after noon and it will be mas fun
We also had rum, but now that's all gone. Which I feel is appropriate for a pirate party.
I see your creepy poodle photo and raise you a shirtless elderly gentleman who looks like a yetti in cutoffs who may or may not have an ENORMOUS erection.
.... touche....
Sorry, I thought I responded to your question. My name is Jon, we kinda had a sleepover at your friends place in OC. Don't know if you remember me, you were "dick chugging" like there was no tomorrow last night.
I think this bruise on my arm is actually an impression of your face
Is it bad that I tried to build an outfit based around "What do people who use condoms look like when they buy condoms?"
Babe, Have you see my pants?
Try Jay street in Brooklyn.. that's where I last remember seeing them.
OK... But I need to shower first because I'm covered in stuff I definitely shouldn't have slept in
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