I swear she didn't look like that last week.
You should have seen k-money last night. She was just hanging on to the toilet for half the night. By her fourth trip to puke, she started talking to it and was doing the voices for her and it. She kept saying "...we thank you for your continued business..." haha
Ok so the guy below me is either having sex very loudly or is very lonely
I've eaten cheese dip for three consecutive meals. I think I need to branch out.
oh god was she eating orange peels again
It's isn't revenge sex until you've cum on her porcelain doll collection.
LEAVE MY LITTLE DICK OUT OF THIS
Have the decency to NOT HANG YOU'RE USED CONDOM ON THE FOOSEBALL HANDLES! Dickhead.
Just come get me. Somewhere there's hobo that's going to want his dumpster back, and I kinda want to be gone when he discovers the vomit.
Her vagina was like a painting you can put your face in.
God it's like my stomach is full of drunk bees
She pinched my nipples out of nowhere as I was about to come... I think I found god
He's mad at me because I said I wouldn't date him if his dick was smaller. I fail to see the issue
That's brilliant but could get us arrested. Give me shots until I shout LET'S DO THIS
EVEN AFTER ALL THAT COMPLAINING... STILL NO PENIS
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