He asked me to sit on his face, but i didnt, for 2 reasons, one, i had just pooped like 20 mins before sex, and two, this could be my future husband. so i skipped on sitting.
Saw a pregnant woman get a lap dance last night. I love the south.
Packing for the trip... do they take Visa in South Dakota?
we've started having sober sex
you really do like him
i want to cheat with him just to show his girlfriend what a terrible person he is.
He yelled "juice on the loose", yes i am sure i need plan b
We were laying in the basement dry humping to the rhythm of the washing machine
just found out i can blow out the flame on the grill lighter fill my mouth with butane and ignite a fireball
I can't let him end my perfect streak. HE USED TO BE FAT
The resort was totally empty, just June and I. Which of course lead to EXCESSIVE day drinking and outdoor fucking. FYI Dominicans LOVE to watch.
I was telling everyone at the frat that they had to try the "fantastic refreshment" that was everclear, vodka and country time
Ever since we've gotten back together, it's like the ghosts of booty call's past have been hitting me up. Lol.
But seriously, I love you and you are a good person and I'll get you some ecstasy
Very unfortunate to find out the kid who took your virginity has never seen Star Wars🙃
There way too many people in that club who have had their dick in me
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