Whssdazt areerg yiu up to? U thijk ur lame!
read your last text- its a foreign language-im not ignoring you, easyyy
A joint and a Nerds Rope = breakfast of champions for the unemployed
I think my vagina is haunted
I just figured out, there are 9 children in this world that I can look at in the face and say "I fucked your mom."
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I mean, I know they're ugly, but I cant turn down a birthday threesome.
At the time, making out with dudes for keg money seemed like a genius idea. Now I realize it was borderline prostitution.
you're not a real person. you're actually just like a box of wine that can talk
I just had to MC for a middle school event with jizz on my dress. I'm going to hell.
I think he's hit rock bottom. You know it's a low point in life when you cry because you weren't invited to sit in a box car and watch porn with two other straight dudes.
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I've talked to too many cops in one week and I haven't even committed any crimes. I hate the suburbs
Well drunk me was looking out for sober me again, hid the beer and bought another case for me
It may be a corded vibrator from the 90s but it gets the job DONE
Ben Franklin would totally be a furry.
You're smoking weed and checking Tumblr I take it?
Don't ask but i need a priest, a calzone, a litre of gravy, and exactly 7 oreos
And a bag of nachos
He ate me out in the warehouse on a pallet of sunlight soap. I fucking love night shift!
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