big game today.. looking forward to seeing that magic win, and then i will celebrate with a nude dip in lake Eola.. anyone else in??
Then all the boys were saying that they were amazed at how much i could smoke...i'm so proud of myself
drinking steel reserve before noon and watching the price is right... 211... bet i pass out before then.
Tell her to not eat the pizza she threw up on.
there is a large number of people floating in the fountains the morning in inter-tubes...its only 930. did i miss something?
my hip hurts so fuckin bad. and I just found a half eaten burrito in my nightstand drawer.
No one should ever have to Neosporin their nipples. At least he apologized.
"The cab driver felt bad for us so he stopped to buy us chocolates. That counts as a valentine!"
He sat next to me, put his arm around me, yelled at his girlfriend that he was breaking up with her, and told me I'm his little pet for the night.
Pretty sure I was impersonating Rihanna when I kept asking him what my name was while we were making out
I just shit my bed. Go ahead and make your 40 year old incontinence jokes now.
I gave him a blowjob to kill bill. 2 of my favorite things.
Dude she smelled like bar-b-que sauce. I can't think of anything better.
Of course he's seen my tits, I wave those things around like a trump supporter does an American flag
Its mothers day... Can my present be an orgasm...for once?
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