420 ftw
the only thing i can think of after seeing avatar is "when are they gonna make avatar porn?"
So I cleaned the toilet last night at 2 am and woke up with pink eye. Never doing that again.
You screamed for campus security to do something about the police officer who dumping ur 40
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I guess I just laid down next to him with the entire pot of mac n cheese and started giving him a handie with one hand and eating with the other
i introduced myself to everyone by my new name, thundergooch. i threatened the neighbors with a hammer when they used my real name. needless to say, sailor jerry was not kind to me.
he told me he could still feel the blowjob i gave him last year
wow. THAT good huh
i spent my morning giving relationship advice to the kid i had sex with on a kitchen table this weekend
For a pair of gay men you destroy a lot of vagina.
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He offered to buy me free breakfast if I stayed at the hotel overnight with him. I then realized they have a complimentary breakfast.
I sent him a cookie cake that said "Congratulations you're not a father"
You guys go ahead and have your romantic night. I'm gonna keep my vday tradition alive of angry banging a stranger.
I accidentally sent my mom a nude picture of my ass... she replied with how did you get that angle ?
that is very illegal...i love you.
You fucked him, didn’t you?
He showed up at my house with tacos, rum and a negative Covid test. Of course I fucked him. I’m just a simple girl that likes tacos, not Margaret Thatcher!
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