I can't tonight. I'm still nursing a beach sex injury. Don't wanna talk about it.
I just googled dawgpound, shoulda seen that pornsite coming
Its like we are women, and boise state is a gangster rap song. This game is degrading
i dedicated my morning wood to you.
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It's like the only way I know how to apologize is by giving a blow job.
you know its summer when you wake up on the toilet
i hope this doesn't spoil anything but there are vikings and it is awesome
HE TRIED TO HIT ME WITH A CHAIR. Stoned video games are NOT happening again
Driving you two to the party with a keg belted into the back seat has given me a brief glimpse of parenthood. I am now more resolved than ever to never breed, so thanks for that.
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He ate me out while Space Jam was on. My life is complete.
and yet oddly the jello shots tasted better coming up than going down
Like I fucked him in the shower at 3 am when I had classes all day the next day so he can't say I'm not dedicated
Well 1) stay calm 2) stay safe 3) drink more
I just bumped into this random I hooked up with a few years ago at Steve's party. Talk about a fingerblast from the past!
I'm fairly sure I accidentally saw my dad naked last night
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