Theres this tee in the mall and it says all girls just wanna have safe sex. U make me think thats a lie
do guys with small dicks even attempt to pursue romantic relationships?
Guy next to me at the plasma center is high and watching porn on his itouch. I am wayy to hung over for this level of poor.
So howd u manage to get high at a one year olds birthday anyway?
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It's like she can't drink without using a flambongo
Just start grabbing cocks. It can't go wrong! Just say you thought you knew him and wanted to check.
He shit in a sock dude, you can't come back from that
We have to have sex twice when i get back. I miss you sex, and thank god the nhl lockout is over sex. I will happily let you wear your sharks jersey during it and i will wear my ducks jersey, and it will be mad rivalry sex.
If you are breathing, I want you at your house. No non-breathing-related excuses.
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Woke up at 10 with bourbon being shoved down my throat and him yelling, "shot train! Don't be a bitch"
Him naked in my bed with a bottle of vodka in one hand, a pipe in the other, and a rose in his mouth.
There is a drunken, assless white chick here at this bar wearing a shirt that says "REAL WOMEN TWERK FOR JESUS". I have officially had it with our generation.
I'm missing my left shoe, and there's a note on my foot (in my handwriting) that says "HAHA BITCH" Any explanation for this?
soo... how was my night?
No problem...what are friends for if they can't rub eachothers genitals.
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