do you remember what downloading porn with a 14k modem was like?
we sat in the hammock and pretended we were skydiving for three hours. jack actually started crying when i convinced him his chute didnt open.
I just wiped my vajayjay with snow. Bad idea.
Do you remember trying to eat gravel when we were walking back to the dorm?
NExt question... Do i wanna sleep under my palm tree
YES.
Worst relationship ever. Keep in mind I've dated two married chicks and a Mormon.
There is an empty space on my boobs where glow paint should be.
Dude, seduce him with cookies. You almost turned me gay with scones. Don't be surprised when they get you laid.
Congrats. You are not detrimental enough to my psyche to be discussed during this mornings therapy appointment. Please follow up next week to see if you made the cut.
My text message history should be ashamed of itself right now.
Come now. I'm bloody but I'll give you the best fuck of your life.
If I get a 4.0 I am doing SO much cocaine.
It's Reggie from Taco Bell, send me a pic.
who has a one night stand on Christmas ? But he's pretty attractive so thumbs up
no it was
but you compared your dick to a female disney character
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