Omg i either met the gayest dude ever or my next boyfriend
he literaly had industrial grade plastic underneth his blankets
our landlord thinks we're weird & alcoholics. he came in to fix our broken tub and saw the laundry door on our table for beer pong, the garbage bag full of empty fifths, and that one armed baby on the doorstep. plus he saw us swimming and yargging in our pirate pool that one time.
As soon as he told me I had a 'pretty laugh' I knew I'd be putting out more than I had originally planned.
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This guy in church just had a prayer request to help him get through his hangover. He is my new hero.
He played a tape of his mad rapping skills after the final...his rapper name was Mad Stylz and he rapped about all the pussy he got in the 90's. I love Sociology.
An attempt at squeezing a tomato to make a bloody mary just says desperation all over it....
Just did a relay race involving shotgunning beers, cannonballs and riding a blowup whale. Never want to leave vacation.
he signed me a blank check so today i get to decide if i want to be a saint or a millionaire
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I just conducted a skype meeting drunk and in the middle of a cornfield. I don't even think they noticed.
I don't know what to think. Also, I decided to take a bath...sorry in advance if I flood the bathroom.
Walked in on my roommate covering his dick in blue frosting. Am staying with my folks for the Forth. See you Monday if the brain bleach works.
he was making out with her against the stove and started a fire--the thirst literally almost burned the place down!!
Fuck that guy and his dumb haircut and awesome dick
I don't know how it started but we all ended up shirtless andI was covered in crawfish and wearing a sombrero.
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