Went to gas station for smokes. three cops pulled in. got gas i didn't need. found diff gas station.
good choice.
I have Retrograde Ejaculation as a side effect from one of my meds. Is this a respectable form of birth control?
i'm pregaming while finishing a paper on cardio myocyte contractility in mice. i'm kicking finals week's ass right now
Mega depressed bro. Had the greatest sex with the hottest girl I've ever seen and in the AM she gave me that look I've given dozens of times. I'm her drunken fat chick fuck
i feel like the 7 eleven by your house knows our deepest, darkest secrets
I just discovered I can sober up while teaching class
I think I'll bring the beer we scavenged from that other party. What goes around comes around, especially when it's Corona because that shit is not staying in my fridge
I don't know. Something about answering "what did you do on Sunday?" Seems odd when the reply is, painted, went to the grocery store, put a restraint device on my bed.
It was the night of "what the fuck have you done with my daughter and where is she" texts from mom...
There is an alarming amount of urine in here.
Everyone here is taking crazy amounts of mescaline and I'm just over here like hey have you tried the pretzel rolls mmm
Anyone see the sob who took the piñata?
Last night you texted me "tqiirkykbg doe freedom always"... why?
I swear she is the Mary Poppins of drugs
The last time I went out with these guys I won an iced tea maker from a drag queen.
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