Can a clitoris grow tomatoes? Its symbolic and rhetorical.
I think I'm in Tiajuana
You are not in Tijuana. I saw you an hour ago
I could be
just watched an entire episode so you think you can dance for head. so wasn't worth it
I just caught Brandon licking the fake chocolate on a smores ornament
I am the poster child for what not to do during sex. Soon they will be calling an undesired position after me
they're using the ping pong table for ping pong. it's weird
No it was the best sex I've had in months. Nothing turns me on more than getting rid of a boyfriend.
That's the saddest description of touching yourself I've heard since someone said "I was just lazily rubbing my clitoris while eating Cheetos alone"
You sent me a picture of you holding a goat then asked me if I would have day sex
Just had a heart to heart with my John Belushi poster.
You chucked an empty vodka bottle against the wall and yelled "Everyone calm the fuck down, it's just the cops." After 10 seconds of silence I looked over and saw you pissing their fountain.
She pulled up to the bar in a limo, wasted, and alone. Gets out, shrugs and slurs "I couldn't find a cab" and proceeds to take a shot.
I'm in love.
I can't be held responsible for another man's penis.
Well I hate to admit it but at this point I can successfully say i have been pee'd on by both of my roommates.
I know I may be showing my age by saying this but this is the first time I have been eaten out in the parking lot behind the Clairmont Inn since 1990
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