no but I have been chillin' like em' homeboys in the rainforest yo!
Is it a bad that I spent my 5 year anniversary with my husband texting my ex boyfriend?
For the whole 7 seconds I lasted, I was in heaven.
After you pregamed and were plastered you saw the cop was parked illegally so you gave him a citizens arrest
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Ever since he's come out, my facebook stalking experience has gotten uncomfortable
We must be getting old. All of our friends are having kids and they aren't illegitimate.
Why not. Its my b-day, you're in town, I'm in town, bars are in town, and alcohol is in town. I don't see anything not good about those things.
there COULD be a gas leak in our house... proceeding to smoke with extreme caution...
Let me put it this way - if I had a list of things I would like between my legs, she would rank below the cello I turned into firewood sophomore year.
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and that my friend is why you dont go in for an eye exam and drop 250 dollars on a pair of glasses after smoking a blunt
Finally buying a camera. Missed out on recording a 3way last night. Hindsight. Ugh.
my dad has now seen 6 different dudes grab my ass. i guess i should start a list.
I'm surprised they let us keep partying at that hotel bar, that's like the 3rd time I've had to try blocking the view of him peeing off the balcony. I earn my free drinks.
I'm going through what feels like a break up with beer. I'm emotionally distraught from it's lack of presence.
1) Woke up alone with my bathing suit on inside out spooning an empty bottle of Jack, 2) get the fuck on to my level 3) please pick me up and bring a stuffed pony, some Oreo's and my pride...
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