He started to lick my mole,thinking it was my nipple.
Last night i stole a disco ball from a frat house by pretending i was pregnant.
we were spooning and you were the big spoon but you insisted that I call you "the ladle"
I'm sitting by the window waiting for the sun to go down so that I can start drinking.
She recited Pi throughout ever orgasm she had....she said it was a game she likes to play...how far she gets is how she judges her lovers...I am oddly turned on by this...
I would say I am sorry for punching you last night, but I found the pictures you took on my camera and it all came rushing back.
apologized to him about 10 times for being drunk. told him about 15 times that he was "really pretty"
its coolsest when we hear the beat in our water bottles. and the likghts are in his eyes now. oh holland
you force-fed me gummy vitamins while screaming "I JUST WANT YOU TO BE HEALTHY" i have never been so terrified in my life.
Oh my fucking god I saw the pictures. What the mother fucking fuck. Destroy the pictures. Destroy the fucking pictures.
Please confirm the destruction of the pictures. NOW.
I tried to take home a cat on broadway last night. I named him Pinocchio and put my purse down on the sidewalk and tried to put it inside it
Best case scenario I do a bunch of dirty things to you, blow your mind and you enjoy it. Worst case I stare at you, poke at you, smile and droll on myself, you laugh.
This feels more like a conference of all the people I've fucked in the past year.
The internet was right. Snorting muscle relaxers is awful
It’s a 10 inch dick! Of course I’m getting a Brazilian
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