Potential corruption. He's 19.
Get them while they're young!
She woke up 3 seperate times, each time she had a look of pure terror on her face, she had no clue where she was.
Please tell me why there is some girl tied to our toilet?
If thou arrisest to consciousness before I, rise me to an office of alertness for occupations such as brunch. Warm Regards, your roommate.
Grandma is giving me marriage advice again. On the plus side, she thinks I'm straight now.
I just walked in on my sixteen year old sister soaking her tampon in vodka. I go to Berkeley. And they think she's the good daughter.
Can you bring home bongs? Like all the bongs. I need bongs
I mean I kinda plunged vagina first into my last relationship
Ran out of deodorant. Febreze on a paper towel? Kicking college's ass.
I woke up like how did I get here this blanket is nice but it was just the curtain
I was so high I watched a 5 minute video of different scenes of horses running. The music was magical.
He just pulled his sweatpants down and pissed in the middle of our garden
this weekend took five years off my life and what was left of my dignity
I have a vagina. So i automatically win.
I TAUGHT HER CAT TO SIT. CATS DON'T FUCKING SIT ON COMMAND. BUT THIS ONE DID!
It's basically my crowning achievement.
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