I will come over but only if I don't have to take my sunglasses off for it
On imdb the canadians say It's amazing
Best porno line to date...."drinks are on me..." while she female ejaculates into a wine chalice
i just remebered what i did last night, i asked a homeless man on a bike "hey whatcha doin with that bike, wanna make 5 bucks?" he agreed and then rode me on his handle bars a block away to the next bar.
he spent the whole night trying to convince me into a2m. i won't even use the pb til i clean the jelly knife. i love him but it's not going to happen.
I think they gave out some kind of ugly girl scholarship I don't know about...
Definitely just blazed with the housekeeper. That woman needs a raise
I'm sorry. We set two Christmas trees on fire. Also the neighbor's yard. Also ours.
Dude, he's legal now. You could not pry me from his dick with the jaws of life.
Life Lesson #1 of 2013: double-fisting shower beers and shaving my bikini line should be reserved for two different showers.
HOLD ONTO YOUR PANTIES AND SAY GOODBYE TO THE REMAINDER OF YOUR INTEGRITY
My pants are like a grocery bag containing ONLY jelly beans right now.
The impact your presence has on my vagina without even putting your hands on me is quite astonishing, impressive and a little disturbing.
He was playing minecraft so I took a shower with my vibrator
Im 76 percent sure I took a fully clothed shower last night.
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