Thats how high i was. The fact that he looked like Seth Rogan was apparently a good thing.
as I was walking out the door her and her roommate started singing "toot it and boot it".. I'm in love
I literally saw him try to open a beer can with his anus. We need o step up our game.
I woke up this morning with a wristband and I thought I went to the hospital last night I actually went ice skating instead
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Its not that hard, just find a girl reading 50 shades of grey and point her my way
When he was fat he reminded me of my high school best friend and I just wanted to hug him and hug him. Also, he's funny and humor is the fastest way into my pants after Doctor Who and liquor.
I've never seen a guy eye-fuck someone so hard in my entire life. I thought he would develop laser vision, bore holes into your body, and not even realize your innards would be spilling everywhere. That's how bad it was.
Dude, for twins they have shockingly different blowjob styles.
STOP FUCKING MY SISTERS!!!!
Watched twin sisters make out thought it was amazing sick on their part but legit to watch
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He literally wrote out a schedule. On it, there's a taco break, and a spot where I start crying.
I don't know, I think it's at least a minor achievement when you can light up with the guy who took your virginity and act like you didn't have and incredibly awkward sexual experience together
He kept telling me that it stood for Sex Utility Vehicle
The sex was so good I feel like I could run a triathlon, hit big at the casino, and defeat ISIS.
I just want to order a very large pizza and get very drunk and very laid.
Lmao a dude who just got out of prison said im worth 10 cigarettes in prison...I think that's a compliment
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