At least make sure they are 18
Why
this girl looks like the female version of brooke hogan
They should make Jack Daniels chap stick
fyi, take the long route to the library. the "can i be your baby daddy?" homeless man migrated back for winter
She is wearing lilly and pearls while drinking natty from a monogrammed coozie. If that isn't a sorosititue I don't know what is
I got 70 on my final, or put differently, I got a "still graduating" on my final.
I buy you gas. You blow me. Economics.
she's on the floor slapping my dogs face with slices of pizza
NC is no longer selling 190 proof Everclear. We are officially no longer the greatest state.
Walking out of our apartment this morning to go to class, I saw a sticky note on the front door that said "get tested." The door was unlocked so did you bring some stranger back last night? I'm assuming you weren't referring to me...
I fucked her ex bc she fucked mine but now we're cool and I'm watching her dog this weekend
On another note, I almost lost one side of my fake butt. Dancing the wobble with the fake butt isn't recommend.
hey, i didnt think i could be this stupid either but you dont see ME getting all judgemental about it
It's next to that place that has cock fighting.
I couldnt sleep the entire night because her cats kept reaching under the door like they were trying to eat me for taking their place on her bed.
I always knew youd fuck a cat lady
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