Its only 8 and she is already passed out
Perfect here is wht u do. Gently slip your index middle and ring finger into her butt hole but gently u dont wnt to wake her..let me know when ur ready for step 2
great sex! but now the fight over who sleeps on the wet spot starts.
No idea how i never noticed that penis before. I wonder if it works
i tried to hook up with a mom and then her husband came with num chucks
I faked it too. I just spit on your bed.
She just hopped out of the car at a red light to pet the baby Jesus in the nativity scene.
Not worth it.
Indoor beer darts at Rafs just turned into a trust exercise of putting your hand on the wall and closing your eyes while the other throws.. Almost gave Cale a Tracheotomy
woke up with empty beer can still duct taped into my fists and the word "dove" written on the back of my neck
I never realized how you can accidentally go home with someone until tequila got involved.
BTW, does Anne know that we used the lipstick she is currently wearing to was used to write the word "ASS" on my ass cheeks last night?
Can we make love to the Space Jam soundtrack?
It was a tough decision either lay in bed or go to work and lay in the stockroom
Get your ass back to America. We've got a lot of drugs to do.
Just left the ER. Only good thing... my hot ass nurse Carlos stripped me.
God works in mysterious ways.
You should not be involved with someone who smells like that. Because that smell seriously does not go away. Even if you can't actually smell it at any given point, it will still haunt you
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