Do u think she knows her nickname is the oompa loompa
I guess there's some 16 and under softball tournament and they all are at my work. what is a 21 year old to do?
The responsible thing...show them the break room.
He gave me the "I've pictured you while jerkin off" look
...and all my boxers are outside in the snow because????
yea im pretty sure it has something do with my love of forearms...
He's tryingto open a beer with a Police baton. Cut him off or see where this leads?
His IQ is so high, I swear I started ovulating when he told me the number.
Honestly I will go to church for him, I will even try to quit smoking for him. But his dick is not worth losing alcohol. He sure as fuck isn't taking away our wine nights.
DICK PUNCH EXTRAVAGANZAAAAAA!!!!!
please come upstairs a drunk asian is lying down n the middle of my room and i don't know him
So maybe putting the blacklight above the futon wasn't the best idea...
I'm going to become fluent in fucking Belgian boys
sweet Jesus, who thought 13 martinis was a good idea? 11 was probably sufficient.
You know you're more responsible when you turn down your bed and make a clear path to it before you go out..
I'm going to get him a gold star sticker and put it on his dick
Randomize
