Skipping work because i'm still too drunk from last night still. got home at midnight and passed out in front of my door for 2 hours bc i couldn't find my key
had to call my rooommate to let us in. Passed out in my dress and found the key on my hair tie-in my hair- just now.
Remember that time I came into your room after taking a muscle relaxant and we argued about what state has the longest coastline?
I threw up into my coffee this morning.
you were smoking 3 cigarettes at once saying 'cancer isn't real! Its all in your head!'
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Some one left their pants in the elevator.
she's throwing things again.. almost stabbed herself in the eye with a fork.
Could be my worst decision since the whole 'third degree burn' fiasco.
Just saw a dude in a banana costume get beat down by a one shoed black dude wearing a kilt...paninis is such a shit show after 10 on a Saturday
she's traveling up the coast with her camera and a stash of pot cookies eating food from different campuses. said she slept in a closet 2 states away last nite... of course I'm interested
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Also cheers for the reminder to check last night's texts. It's been a magical adventure through drunk me's thought process.
No apologies necessary. Just give me sex and Pop Tarts, and we'll call it even.
I just sent a snapchat of my boobs for Adderall. It's finals season.
I don't care if his family has ties to the mafia, you go over there, ride his dick until it breaks off, put his dick back on, and keep on riding. Lather, rinse, repeat.
Thanks for the support, sis.
He sent me a dick pic for every page I had to write for final papers (87) & brought me adderall. Tell me that isn't romance.
Going to give your dick a friendship bracelet.
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