im gay
i know
yea but for you.
Dude, I just had an awesome rave/orgy with like bunch of hot Asian chicks on a cable car. It was like being in a Gwen Stefani video, cept w/o the bad spelling
God, I love San Francisco.
Oh i forgot. I hit on a mentally challenged girl too.
guys i just found a dildo in the laundry room and its purple
whats a dildo? isnt that like a fancy piece of bread?
I woke up in a house cuddled up with a beagle on a futon. have no idea who anyone is but they all call me stretch. yeaaahhh boiiiiii
i got totally wasted at 2pm and cleaned the house bc i was bored. my mom now supports my alcohol problem
We should probably avoid doing this again, but hey it was a nice one time thing to tell the grandkids about... Hopefully they don't end up being YOUR grandkids.
I dunno if we should get high tonight man. its daylight savings. time travel is just too much for me right now.
Oh my gosh they are following me around the bar
Blow your rape whistle
Do you think if you have sex with a girl twin, her twin brother feels it to? Woke up at her house and they both have a look of disappointment on their faces.
I mean...he was throwing up for almost 3 consecutive hours. I don't think there's a chance in hell that would have tasted even close to tolerable.
It's just good to know that when I drink like a twenty year old I still act like one.
totally just stole a 24 pack straight out of the miller truck
My professor just paused class to answer a phone call from her dog. Im taking shots before this class from now on.
Perfect attendance and not being drunk since Sunday. This is a new leaf if I've ever seen one
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