please quote me on this- the only thing worse than being ugly is being ugly and thinking that you're pretty
I just got a new temperpedic mattress pad and started smoking weed again in the same week. finding motivation to go to a 9:AM class is close to impossible.
He called the drink "The Annexation of Puerto Rico". He wouldn't tell us whats in it but said that we should all fear for our lives. Let's do this.
Some girl at the bar was showing us her chipped tooth as a pick up line.
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making out was so insane. it felt like our tongues were paintbrushes made of waves and we were painting an ocean galazy
My meds have diminished my sex drive, this must be what regular women feel like
I'm going to die alone in my chair and get eaten by my cat. That kind of break up.
Its completely acceptable to go naked under my graduation gown right?
Some ppl might frown upon it but theyre prudes
I think I left my chapstick at your house when I tried using your penis as a catapult and flung it on the floor. Be a dear, and try to see if you can find it.
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Oh ya, I forgot to tell you, last night I woke up to the sound of you peeing on the floor next to the fridge, didn't remember until now. Have fun at Dayton!
are you listening to the theme from Jurassic Park whilst pooping?
I walked out ot my car in the morning thinking there was a sandwich I left there from yesterday. Then later that day I was checking the mail and saw the other side of my car :/
It concerns me the most that u were potentially going to eat a day old car sandwich.
MY GUT IS TELLING ME YES AND SO IS MY VAGINA
She's throwing a party for a guy that just got out of rehab?
hypothetically, what's the best method to remove an stray semen gob from a roommate's important school document?
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