I saw his package. It spoke to me.
I miss him.. What the hell did I get myself in to? I guess it will get better with time.
No. Just liquor. Time's no good.
If my nicknames are based on what I throw up, you can call me Jimmy Johns
I was just given a safe word. It's going it be an interesting night.
You put your shot glass in your waistband and then told me how convinent it was.
Btw, whenever you feel discouraged about your life, think about me being frantically upset bc my mobile porn site limited me to only 5 videos a day
Aaaand my life has been reduced to whether I can reach to flush my puke down the toilet using my foot. The answer is yes.
I've come to the conclusion that the dicks in Arizona just don't have enough size for me.
This hurricane was the perfect excuse to buy 2 pounds of animal crackers and a case of beer. It's on Sandy.
did the fire alarm go off at the party last night I kind of remember a fire alarm noise
omg omg i ripped it out of the ceiling omg
Exactly. Stay back and unsubscribe from her
Well, you've continued the theme of living with people who's dicks I've sucked.
People will say "JOE YOU MUST TURN DOWN" and I will refuse, in the name of liberty.
Dude. Woke up this morning wearing that chick's panties. 8/10, would recommend. I love tequila.
I wish I was there so i could bitch slap his incredibly sexy face
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